Fuji: Oh! Golden pair! Here are some WET towles for you to use while you stand in the RAIN!
Situational? What other kinds of tennis are there??!

"I have MAAANY eyebrows."
 


Fuji tries to turn TezxGrandma into an OT3 but is shot down...

"Calm down now, children, one at a time please!"
You and whose??!

Do you doubt Tez x Grandma?
Do you ph3ar this mad crack combination?
WATCH as I singlehandedly take on fanon and PROVE the OCTAGENARIAN LOVE!

 

And you thought they were talking about tennis.

There is only one kind of scene that uses these colours and that filter... a love scene.


Crotchcam.
Who raised this boy?

...
Lost in that special moment together... (look at Tez's face!)

"Would you like to dance?"

Hydrogen!
Most people just buy condoms, Tez, not go to the hospital...

"Don't let him know I had an abortion!"

Inbreeding v. 2. (this guy has obviously never seen food before)
Not in the middle of the court, boys...

Lips to rival Kaidoh's. Nobody's ever gonna write doujin about you, honey.
ZORRO!

My thoughts exactly.
St Rudi's have a knack for saying the bleeding obvious.