Words... fail me.
Oh, you poor poor bored bubbuses.

Why are there only guys here? Because you are all quite obviously gay, my dear!



Ho-ing again (crack! crack! Tight buns! Crack!)
Eiji's weird, weird roleplaying

Actually no, that's not true, he just wanted to wear a dress

"...but I'm going to help you... yes, help you get your NUMBER ONE PLAYER as FAR AWAY from JAPAN as PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!!!!"
Smooooth, Sakaki, smoooooooth...
She has a pretty blooming big office for a sports coach...

Oishi does his best to interrupt the crack pairings (and since when did Eiji need his permission to go out??!)

Oh My God, tell me about it.

I can't forgive Momo for spoiling Oishi's happy dream!
See! Look how SAD he looks!

Thank the Lord for Fuji Syuusuke
Bedroom eyes (Fuji is of course as old as Gandalf)

If Oishi didn't get his happy sunrise, I thought I would have cried.
(No apologies whatsoever for shameless GP love. LOVE! Also look at their disappearing hands in the third cap...)

High on a hill was a lonely goatherd...

 

Because unlike Hyoutei, we at Seigaku do not employ such crude methods.

Tezuka's going to get a facelift too!

Johsei Shonan is a swanky school...

Battle of the boobs


does not this strike you as the most STUPID training exercise ever?
(I'm so sorry- this is the best Atobe Premiere would let me do- stupid VidX)

How BIG are those cones?!

...and wearing kinky doctor outfits.


translation: 'Oh please let me be with Eiji oh please oh please...'

She can't be after Oishi too!! NOOOoooo...
(WHAT is this sleazy half-eyed look?! Is she trying to seduce him?)


Particularly because in this shot he looks like Queen Amidala

Oh SEIGAKU's full of weirdos, is it now!?!


Oishi doesn't fancy showing anybody what he's made of...

How low can you go... how low can you go...


"And I want to add you to my collection!"

Crossover! And after Tomoka left Rivendell with the rest of the elves...


"Inui-sempai... what are you doing to my fingers..."

Oooh, angry!! After all, Wakato was the one that prevented Kaidoh from being S2 with Inui... oooooooh...


Can't help it, can you Inui.

Funny how Kaidoh didn't take much interest in this match, considering it features his arch rival and his... thing.

Oh Jesus. Suddely I feel oh so very old and pervy. It's as though they wanted to stop the fangirls from getting too excited...

Do the Inui bum wiggle!


Charlie's angels

Oh FINALLY, someone beat Horio up!! Go, Katuso, GO!


The Golden Pair love to practise playing mummy and daddy

Inui tries to be sexy too but only comes across as being kinda skinny


OMG HE TOOK HIS HAND! GAH! LOVE!

This is a self portrait after I watched this episode...


Because HE's in junior high...

 


The Golden Pair Fanservice Episode...
...in which they spend trying to have as many little cuddles as possible

Further canon proof the Golden Pair is reversible


New ending time! This time we have...
Again, cutewet!Eiji, lonelysoldier!Oishi and Phonesex!Fuji...



Not to mention Ryuuzaki's arse, femmeslash & and I won't let you see my precious face! Tez... etc etc